Exceeded Expectations Graphic Tee — Corporate Satire Cyberpunk Shirt
Exceeded Expectations Graphic Tee — Corporate Satire Cyberpunk Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You went above and beyond. Again. Congratulations — you've unlocked additional unpaid responsibilities. This tee captures the full performance review experience: a glowing HUD breakdown of Initiative, Innovation, and Blame Absorption (100%), presided over by someone with a clipboard and zero sympathy. The XR Corp logo seals it. It's the shirt for anyone who's heard "we really value your contributions" right before being handed someone else's workload. Medium-weight black cotton, sharp DTG print, relaxed fit. Wear it to the next all-hands. Let HR figure it out.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and less stretching
- Mixed DTF (sleeve/labels) and DTG printing for sharp, detailed neon artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat