Not My Circus Graphic Tee — Corporate Satire Cyberpunk Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee carries a quiet, sardonic energy — a cool-headed woman lounges in a dim control room while a chaotic, fiery scene unfolds beyond the window. The graphic reads "Not My Circus," a short, sharp declaration for anyone who's learned to pick their battles. Wear it on days when you need to step back from noise and reclaim calm. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and substantial against the skin; the classic crew neck and relaxed fit layer easily under jackets or stand alone as a statement. Colors stay vivid thanks to high-quality printing techniques, and the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable during long wear. Thoughtful details like shoulder tape and a ribbed collar help this shirt keep its shape — a solid everyday option for people who prefer dry humor, cinematic art, and wardrobe pieces that speak without shouting.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for stable fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for shape retention and scratch-free comfort
- DTG + DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/inner neck designs
- OEKO-TEX® certified; EU 2-year warranty and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat