Password Expired Graphic Tee — Corporate Satire Cyberpunk Shirt
Password Expired Graphic Tee — Corporate Satire Cyberpunk Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
2:14am. Session time: 08:47:12. Your password must contain 14 characters, 2 symbols, 1 emotional breakthrough, 3 forgotten traumas, and uppercase accountability. This CI Division tee captures peak corporate IT absurdity — a figure slumped at a desk under a neon-drenched skyline, staring down yet another mandatory reset while the compliance mug sits full and cold. Authentication Failed. Please Try Again. The design is deadpan, detailed, and deeply relatable for anyone who's lost 20 minutes of their life to a password policy written by someone who has never once been tired. Medium-weight black cotton, vivid DTG print, relaxed fit. Wear it to the next IT-mandated reset. Let them see you've accepted it.
The classic crew cut and medium-weight cotton give it structure and comfort while keeping the design sharp and vibrant through a mix of DTF and DTG printing. Durable stitching, a ribbed collar that holds its shape, and a tear-away label make it comfortable for long stretches at the keyboard. Ethically grown cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean you can feel good about the fabric as much as the vibe.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable yet breathable.
- High-detail prints: DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork to preserve neon colors.
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner drape and less waste.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for lasting shape and comfort.
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced cotton; made in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat