Let's Pivot Graphic Tee — Corporate Satire Cyberpunk Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Another strategy. Another all-hands. Another slide deck full of words that mean nothing. This tee captures the exact moment when someone says "Let's pivot!" for the fourth time this quarter — the neon sign glowing overhead, the table covered in Failed Plans and Another Dead End documents, the Hope & Caffeine mug the only thing keeping anyone upright. It's for anyone who's sat through Synergy, Alignment, Cross-Functional, and Move the Needle in a single meeting and kept a straight face. Medium-weight cotton, five color options, sharp DTG print. Wear it to the next strategy session. Let it speak for you.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams — smoother silhouette and less fabric waste
- DTG + DTF printing for crisp, detailed front artwork and sharp sleeve/neck prints
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for lasting shape and itch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat